Monday, June 20, 2011

They also replaced your coffee with Folgers


U.S. Sen. John McCain is blaming illegal immigrants for starting some of the wildfires that have scorched hundreds of thousands of acres in Arizona.

"There is substantial evidence that some of these fires have been caused by people who have crossed our border illegally," McCain, R-Arizona, said Saturday at a press conference. "The answer to that part of the problem is to get a secure border."The Arizona senator, however, did not say what the evidence is, prompting a swift rebuke from Latino civil rights advocates.

Illegals! Is there anything they can't do?

McCain said that illegal immigrants set such fires either to send signals,

Because when you are sneaking into a country, the best thing to do is use a bonfire to signal to other folks that you are sneaking into a country.

keep warm

Because Arizona is freezing in June, y'all. Freezing.

or distract law enforcement agents.

You'd think this conflicts with the above charge that the fires are being used to signal others, but it doesn't. See, when they are signaling others, the smoke is in Spanish. English is used to distract. Ha ha, stupid gringos.

This dude really needs to retire.


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